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Math Is A Struggle
$22.00In a small town, a quirky math teacher named Mr. Jenkins loved to joke with his students. One day, he walked into class and announced, “Did you know that 4 out of 3 people struggle with math?” The students exchanged puzzled looks. “Wait, how can that be?” asked Sarah, scratching her head. Mr. Jenkins grinned. “Exactly! That’s […]
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Me And Willis
$22.00One sunny afternoon, Dave was lounging on his couch, flipping through channels, when he stumbled upon an old episode of “Diff’rent Strokes.” Suddenly, he heard Arnold shout, “What you talking about, Willis?” Dave chuckled, thinking about how often he used that phrase in his own life. Inspired, he decided to make it his new catchphrase. The next […]
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Bad Spellers UNTIE!
$22.00Once upon a time in the quirky town of Carli, a local artist named Benny decided to create a T-shirt that would make everyone chuckle. He printed “Bad Spellers Untie” in bold letters, thinking it was a clever play on words. However, Benny had a slight problem: he was a terrible speller himself. On the […]
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Stay Weird
$22.00Once upon a time in a quirky little town, a man named Dave decided to embrace his eccentricity. He ordered a custom t-shirt that read “Stay Weird” but, in a hilarious twist, he accidentally had it printed backwards. When he received the shirt, he was thrilled, thinking it was a unique design. Excited to show it […]
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Never Forget
$22.00In a dusty corner of a forgotten attic, three old friends—Cassette, VHS, and Floppy Disk—gathered for a reunion. They hadn’t seen each other in years, and nostalgia filled the air like the scent of mothballs. Cassette, with his tangled tape, boasted, “I was the life of the party! Everyone loved my mixtapes!” VHS chuckled, “Please! I was […]
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Nonchalant
$22.00In a bustling office, there was a rumor swirling around about a mysterious employee named Jamie. Everyone thought Jamie was the epitome of “nonchalant”—cool, calm, and collected in every situation. But little did they know, Jamie was actually very “chalant,” a term Jamie had coined to describe their unique blend of mild enthusiasm and casual […]
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No One Understands
$22.00In the quaint town of Elyria, a quirky annual event took place: the Great Rebus Race. This year, the townsfolk were buzzing with excitement as they gathered to solve the most challenging rebus puzzles ever created by the eccentric local genius, Mr. Whimsy. As the race began, teams scrambled to decode the first puzzle: a picture […]
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OCD
$22.00Meet Tim, a man with a penchant for order that bordered on the absurd. Tim’s friends lovingly called him “The Organizer.” His closet was color-coded, his books were arranged by height, and his sock drawer was a masterpiece of symmetry. One day, Tim decided to host a dinner party. As he prepared, he meticulously arranged the […]
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Peer Pressure
$22.00One sunny afternoon, Jake strolled into a thrift store and spotted a t-shirt that read, “I Hate Peer Pressure and You Should Too.” He chuckled, thinking it was the perfect shirt for his laid-back personality. “This is going to be a hit!” he thought, tossing it into his cart. The next day, Jake wore the shirt […]
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Teachers Are Overpaid
$22.00One day, Max stumbled upon a t-shirt that read, “Teachers Are Overpaid.” He couldn’t resist the urge to buy it, thinking it would be a hilarious conversation starter. “This will definitely ruffle some feathers!” he chuckled to himself. The next day, he wore the shirt to a family gathering. As soon as he walked in, his […]
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I’m A Romantic
$22.00“Wow, that was… something,” he said, trying to sound casual while searching for his socks. Emily smiled, stretching lazily. “Yeah, it was fun!” Jake, feeling a bit overwhelmed, decided it was time to wrap things up. “So, uh, hey… maybe you should go home?” he suggested, trying to sound nonchalant. Emily raised an eyebrow, clearly taken aback. “Go […]
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So EXTRA!
$22.00Meet Chloe, the queen of “extra.” Whether it was her outfits or her dramatic flair, she always took things to the next level. One day, she decided to throw a simple picnic for her friends. But, of course, Chloe couldn’t just do a regular picnic. She arrived at the park with a full-on buffet: a three-tiered […]
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The Taste Of Sadness
$22.00One sunny afternoon, Greg decided to impress his friends with a healthy salad for their picnic. He confidently strolled into the kitchen, grabbed a head of lettuce, and proclaimed, “Lettuce is the taste of sadness!” His friends, puzzled, raised their eyebrows. “What do you mean?” asked Sarah, munching on a chip. “Think about it! It’s all crunchy […]
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What The F#ck!
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there was a quirky little shop called “Witty Threads.” The owner, a cheerful woman named Betty, had a knack for creating the most outrageous T-shirts. One day, she designed a shirt that boldly proclaimed, “What the F#ck?” in big, colorful letters. Betty thought it would be a hit, […]
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99% chance
$22.00Once upon a time, there was a guy named Tim who was absolutely convinced he was smarter than 99% of the people around him. He wore his intelligence like a badge of honor, correcting everyone on everything from pop culture to particle physics. One day, he decided to impress his friends with a trivia challenge. […]
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Toxic But Funny
$22.00In the bustling town of Quirkville, there was a T-shirt that read “TOXIC BUT FUNNY” in bright, eye-catching letters. It belonged to a local comedian named Max, who wore it proudly to every open mic night. Max believed laughter was the best antidote, and his shirt was his secret weapon. One evening, he strolled into a […]
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Nice Ass!
$22.00The “Nice Ass” t-shirt is a playful and humorous piece of apparel that combines wit with a touch of whimsy. Featuring a charming illustration of a donkey, this shirt cleverly plays on the double entendre of the phrase. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it ensures comfort whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends. […]
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Genius
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a guy named Dave who was convinced he was a genius. To prove it, he bought a bright yellow T-shirt that boldly proclaimed “JENIUS” across the front. He wore it everywhere—grocery shopping, the gym, even to his grandma’s 90th birthday party. One day, while strutting through […]
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Periodically
$22.00In a quirky little town, there lived a science enthusiast named Tim who loved to wear his favorite T-shirt. It featured a colorful periodic table and the words “I Wear This T-Shirt Periodically” emblazoned across the front. Tim wore it to every occasion, from grocery shopping to family gatherings, proudly flaunting his nerdy pride. One day, […]
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Working Out
$22.00In a world of stick figures, there lived two best friends: Slim and Buff. Slim was your typical stick figure—tall, lanky, and a bit wobbly. Buff, on the other hand, had been hitting the gym hard. His biceps were so big that they looked like two sausages glued to his arms. One sunny day, Slim and […]
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Serial Killer
$22.00In a quiet little town, there lived a man named Greg who had a peculiar sense of humor. One day, he stumbled upon a T-shirt that read “Cereal Killer” in bold, dripping letters. He couldn’t resist buying it, thinking it would be the perfect conversation starter. Excited to show it off, Greg wore the shirt to […]
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Chloroform
$22.00In a small, quirky town, a thrift shop sat nestled between a bakery and a bookstore. One day, a curious teenager named Max stumbled upon a faded T-shirt with the words “Fun with Chloroform” emblazoned across the front. Intrigued, he bought it, thinking it would be a hilarious conversation starter. Max wore the shirt to school […]
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We’re All Doomed
$22.00In the bustling town of Quirkville, a local shop called “Witty Threads” was famous for its outrageous T-shirts. One day, a man named Dave stumbled upon a shirt that read, “I May Sound Like an Optimist, But I Think We’re All Doomed.” Intrigued by its dark humor, he bought it on a whim. The next day, […]
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Need Head
$22.00In the quirky town of Oddsville, a local artist named Benny was known for his unconventional sculptures. One day, he decided to create a masterpiece: a headless stick figure. He thought it would be a profound statement about identity and existence. After hours of work, he proudly displayed it in the town square. The next morning, […]