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Am I Perfect?
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a woman named Linda who was convinced she was perfect. She had the perfect job, the perfect house, and even the perfect cat named Mr. Whiskers. One day, she decided to host a dinner party to showcase her perfection. As guests arrived, Linda proudly presented […]
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Ahole
$22.00In a bustling city, there lived a man named Leo, known for his sharp tongue and quick temper. He often dismissed others with a wave of his hand, believing that strength lay in being tough. One rainy afternoon, as he rushed to catch a bus, he bumped into an elderly woman, causing her to drop […]
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Houston We Have A Problem
$22.00Once upon a time in Houston, a group of astronauts was preparing for a mission to Mars. They were excited, but one astronaut, Dave, had a peculiar habit of misplacing things. On the day of the launch, as they were about to board the spacecraft, Dave realized he had forgotten his lucky socks. “Houston, we […]
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Overthinking
$22.00In the bustling town of Cleveland, there lived a man named Greg who was the reigning champion of overthinking. One day, he decided to buy a new toaster. Simple, right? As he stood in the appliance aisle, he was immediately overwhelmed. “Should I go with the classic chrome or the trendy matte black? What if […]
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ASS IN GEAR!
$22.00Introducing the ultimate conversation starter: the “Ass in Gear” T-shirt! This hilarious tee is perfect for those who believe in the power of motivation—especially when it comes to getting things done. Picture this: you’re lounging on the couch, contemplating whether to tackle that mountain of laundry or just binge-watch another episode of your favorite show. […]
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F Bomb
$22.00In the quaint town of Blunderburg, cursing was considered an art form. The townsfolk prided themselves on their creative swearing, and the annual “Cuss-Off” competition was the highlight of the year. This year, the reigning champion, Old Man Jenkins, was known for his colorful vocabulary. He could turn a simple “oops” into a symphony of […]
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Existence Is Pain
$22.00In the small town of Existentialville, there lived a philosopher named Phil who had a rather bleak outlook on life. He often proclaimed, “Existence is pain!” while sipping his coffee, which he insisted was brewed from the tears of sad beans. One day, Phil decided to host a “Pity Party” to share his profound wisdom. […]
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Exceeding The Limits
$22.00In the bustling town of Grumbleton, there lived a woman named Lucy who had a unique relationship with her medication. It was supposed to help her deal with people, but lately, it felt like she was overdosing on social interactions. One sunny afternoon, Lucy decided to attend the annual Grumbleton Picnic, armed with her trusty […]
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Dumpster Fire
$22.00Life is like a dumpster fire—chaotic, unpredictable, and oddly mesmerizing. Picture this: you wake up, and the first thing you see is your cat staring at you like you owe him rent. You stumble to the kitchen, only to find that the coffee maker has decided today is the day to break down. Great! As […]
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I’m Never Wrong
$22.00Once upon a time in the quirky town of Quibbleton, there lived a man named Ned who prided himself on never being wrong. He wore a badge that read, “Always Right!” and had a pet parrot named Polly who echoed, “Ned’s never wrong!” One day, Ned confidently declared that the sun rose in the west. […]
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Droppin Bombs
$22.00At a family gathering, my cousin Tim decided it was the perfect time to show off his new “adult” vocabulary. He’d been reading a lot of self-help books and was eager to impress everyone with his newfound wisdom. As we sat around the dinner table, he launched into a story about his latest work project. […]
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Equal Treatment
$22.00At a small coffee shop, two friends, Sarah and Jake, sat at opposite ends of a table, glaring at each other. They had just had a massive argument over who would win in a fight: a bear or a shark. Sarah, convinced that bears had the upper hand, had stormed off, declaring, “If you won’t […]
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Documentaries
$22.00One rainy Saturday, I decided to binge-watch documentaries on weed, thinking it would be a chill way to spend the day. I settled into my couch with snacks, ready for some enlightening content. The first documentary started with a serious tone, showcasing the history of cannabis. I was intrigued until they cut to a segment […]
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Honest Opinion
$22.00In a small town, there lived a man named Tim who prided himself on being brutally honest. One day, he decided to visit a new café that had just opened. As he entered, the barista, a cheerful young woman named Sarah, greeted him with a bright smile. “Welcome! What can I get for you?” she […]
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Cooler Than You
$22.00In a bustling city, two friends, Max and Jake, found themselves in a heated debate over who was cooler. Max, with his collection of vintage vinyl records, claimed, “I’m the coolest! I have a record player that’s older than you!” Jake, not to be outdone, replied, “Please! I can skateboard down the street while juggling […]
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I Don’t Care
$22.00In a small town lived a man named Charlie, who was famously indifferent. He wore the same gray shirt every day, ate plain toast for breakfast, and never bothered to remember anyone’s name. His friends often joked, “Charlie, you could win a gold medal in not caring!” One day, a vibrant new café opened up, […]
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Chicken Or Egg?
$22.00Once upon a time in a quirky little farm, a chicken named Clara and an egg named Edgar had a heated debate. Clara was convinced she was the first, claiming, “I had to lay the egg, so obviously, I came first!” Edgar, feeling a bit cracked, retorted, “But without me, you wouldn’t even exist! I’m […]
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I DO NOT!
$22.00Once upon a time in a quirky little town, there lived a rabbit named Benny who had a peculiar motto: “I do not carrot all!” Benny was known for his indifference to everything—especially carrots. While other rabbits would hop around, excitedly munching on their favorite snack, Benny would just shrug and say, “Meh, I prefer […]
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Just Keep Reading
$22.00Once in a small town, a quirky shop owner named Dave decided to create a t-shirt that would turn heads. He printed, “Keep Reading While I Look at Your Boobs” in bold letters. The shirt was a hit, especially among the local college crowd. One day, a shy librarian named Lucy walked into the shop. Dave, […]
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Being Bipolar Is Awesome!
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Dave who was bipolar. Dave had a unique superpower: he could go from zero to a hundred faster than a caffeinated squirrel. One minute, he was the life of the party, cracking jokes and dancing like nobody was watching. The next, he […]
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Life Screws Me
$22.00In a small town, there lived a perpetually unlucky guy named Tim. One day, he stumbled upon a t-shirt that read, “Life’s Screwing Me Again.” He chuckled and thought, “This is perfect!” He bought it and wore it everywhere, from the grocery store to the gym. One fateful morning, Tim decided to wear the shirt to […]
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I Used To Be Cool
$22.00Back in the day, being cool was an art form, a delicate balance of fashion, attitude, and a sprinkle of rebellion. Picture this: oversized jeans that could double as parachutes, and T-shirts with slogans so witty they could make a dad joke blush. If you didn’t have a pair of neon-colored sneakers, were you even […]
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Answering Your Own Questions
$22.00In a small town coffee shop, a group of friends gathered every Saturday for their weekly catch-up. This particular morning, they were buzzing with energy and caffeine. “Why do we always meet here?” asked Sarah, looking around. “Oh, right! Because the coffee is amazing!” she answered herself, grinning. Tom chimed in, “What’s the deal with […]
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Marriage Tip #47
$22.00Tom had a brilliant idea: if he wanted to avoid his wife, Sarah’s, famous “honey-do” list, he’d just start cleaning. He figured if he was busy scrubbing floors or dusting shelves, she wouldn’t have time to yell at him. One Saturday morning, he donned his old apron and got to work. He vacuumed the living room, […]