Description
Say What Everyone’s Thinking “Life Screws Me”
This T-shirt pulls no punches. With the line “I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me,”* it delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, exhaustion, and blunt truth. If you’ve ever felt like the universe had its way with you—then lit a cigarette—this shirt speaks your language.
Humor That Cuts Deep (and Hits Hard)
Some days feel like a joke without a punchline. This shirt doesn’t offer solutions—it offers solidarity. The phrase is hilarious in a dark, brutally honest way, and that’s what makes it so relatable. People read it, chuckle knowingly, and maybe say, “Yeah, me too.”
Clean Design, Raw Message
The design stays simple. Bold text does all the talking, with no need for graphics or extra fluff. The layout gives the words room to breathe, letting the impact hit full force. It’s minimal, but the message couldn’t be louder.
Soft Fabric, Sharp Attitude
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee offers comfort for whatever kind of day life throws at you. Its modern unisex fit suits all body types, while the durable print keeps your sarcasm intact through every wash. From couches to chaos, you’ll feel good wearing your truth.
Perfect for the Worn Out, Fed Up, and Still Smiling – “Life Screws Me”
Need a gift for someone with a dark sense of humor? This shirt fits the bill. Great for friends who cope with jokes, coworkers who hate mornings, or anyone who laughs to survive. Birthdays, breakups, or bad days—it always lands.
Because Coping Looks Different for Everyone
Not everyone handles life with sunshine and quotes. Some of us use humor. This shirt lets you own your mood, wear your frustration, and maybe spark a much-needed laugh along the way. Life might not go easy on you—but at least your shirt hits back.
