Description
In a bustling digital city where cryptocurrencies ruled, there lived a quirky character named Bitty. Bitty was not your average streetwalker; she was a crypto prostitute, offering her services in exchange for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and even the occasional Dogecoin. Her tagline? “Why pay in cash when you can pay in crypto?” One day, a nervous client approached her, fumbling with his phone. “I want to pay you in Bitcoin, but I’m not sure how to do it!” he stammered. Bitty, ever the professional, smiled and said, “No worries! Just send me a tip, and I’ll show you the ropes.”
As they sat on a park bench, she guided him through the transaction. “See? Just hit ‘send’ and voilà!” But just as he pressed the button, a pigeon swooped down and snatched his phone right out of his hand! The client gasped, and Bitty burst into laughter. “Looks like that pigeon just made a better investment than you!” After a wild chase, they finally retrieved the phone, but the client was now too flustered to continue. Bitty winked and said, “No hard feelings! Just remember, in crypto, it’s all about the chase!” And with that, she strutted off, leaving him bewildered but amused.
