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Christian Mingle

Description

Description

Once upon a time in a small town, a man named Tim decided to try online dating. He signed up for Christian Mingle, hoping to find a soulmate who shared his faith and love for dad jokes. His profile read, “Looking for a partner in crime—preferably one who enjoys potlucks and puns!” After a few days, he matched with a woman named Sarah, who seemed perfect. They chatted about their favorite Bible verses and shared laughs over their mutual love for cheesy Christian music. Excited, Tim suggested they meet for coffee.

On the day of their date, Tim arrived early, wearing his best “Jesus is my Homeboy” t-shirt. When Sarah walked in, he was taken aback—she was wearing a full-on angel costume, complete with wings and a halo. “I thought we were dressing up for the occasion!” she exclaimed, beaming. Tim chuckled nervously, “I didn’t get the memo!” As they sat down, he tried to lighten the mood with a joke: “Why did Noah have to discipline the chickens? Because they were using fowl language!” To his surprise, Sarah burst into laughter, wings flapping. From that day on, they became the town’s most entertaining couple, proving that love—and laughter—knows no bounds!