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Redundancy
$22.00In a quirky little town, there lived a man named Bob who had a peculiar passion: he absolutely loved redundancy. He found joy in repeating things for emphasis, and his friends often teased him about it. “Bob, you really love redundancy, don’t you?” they would say, and he’d respond with a grin, “Yes, I love […]
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I Killed A Clown
$22.00In a quirky little town, there was a T-shirt that read, “I Killed a Clown.” It belonged to a guy named Tim, who thought it was the funniest shirt ever. One day, he wore it to a local carnival, where clowns were everywhere. As he strolled through the colorful chaos, kids giggled and pointed at […]
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Spongeworthy
$22.00In the bustling city of New York, there lived a woman named Jenna who was a huge fan of the classic sitcom “Seinfeld.” One day, while chatting with her friends over coffee, the topic of relationships came up, and Jenna excitedly declared, “You know what? I want to be ‘spongeworthy!’” Her friends looked at her, […]
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95% Of People Are Stupid
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Dave who was convinced he was smarter than 95% of the population. He strutted around with an air of superiority, correcting people on everything from grammar to quantum physics. One day, he decided to host a trivia night at the local pub, […]
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People Ruin Everything
$22.00In a small town known for its picturesque scenery and friendly residents, there lived a man named Harold who had a rather cynical outlook on life. He often grumbled, “People ruin everything!” His friends would roll their eyes, but Harold was convinced he was onto something. One day, the town decided to host a big […]
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When Your Wrong
$22.00In a small town, there was a local trivia night that everyone looked forward to every Wednesday. The teams were competitive, and the atmosphere was always lively. This week, Tom, the self-proclaimed trivia king, was feeling particularly confident. He had been studying all week and was ready to prove his knowledge. As the first round […]
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Airplane Mode
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a quirky guy named Dave who loved to wear funny t-shirts. One day, he stumbled upon a shirt that read “Airplane Mode” in bold letters. He thought it was hilarious and decided to wear it to the local coffee shop. As he walked in, he noticed […]
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Anger Management
$22.00Once there was a guy named Mike who had a fiery temper. He was convinced that his anger was just a sign of passion, but everyone around him had a different opinion. “You really need anger management,” his friends would say, rolling their eyes after yet another outburst over a misplaced remote control. One day, […]
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Be King
$22.00Once, there was a guy named Greg who believed he could walk into any room and instantly become the king. One day, he decided to test this theory at a friend’s party. He donned a shiny crown he found in a cereal box and a cape made from an old tablecloth, convinced he was ready […]
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Screw You!
$22.00Once, there was a guy named Dave who had a knack for wearing the most outrageous T-shirts. One day, he found a shirt that boldly declared, “SCREW YOU!” in big, bold letters. He thought it was the perfect way to express his quirky sense of humor, so he wore it to his office on a […]
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Be Kind
$22.00Once there was a guy named Jake who prided himself on being the smartest person in the room. He loved to remind everyone of this fact, often with a smirk. “You really should listen to me; I know what I’m talking about,” he’d say, rolling his eyes at anyone who dared to disagree.One day, his […]
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Can’t Talk Today
$22.00Once, there was a woman named Lisa who loved to wear quirky T-shirts that reflected her personality. One day, she found a shirt that said, “I CAN’T TALK—MY BRAIN IS BUFFERING.” She thought it was perfect for those moments when her mind went blank, so she wore it to a family reunion. As she walked […]
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Buffering
$22.00One day, Sam decided to wear his favorite shirt that read “BUFFERING…” in big, bold letters. He thought it was hilarious and a perfect conversation starter. As he walked into the office, he strutted around like he was the king of the tech world. His coworker, Lisa, raised an eyebrow and asked, “What’s with the […]
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Cryptoprostitution
$22.00In a bustling digital city where cryptocurrencies ruled, there lived a quirky character named Bitty. Bitty was not your average streetwalker; she was a crypto prostitute, offering her services in exchange for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and even the occasional Dogecoin. Her tagline? “Why pay in cash when you can pay in crypto?” One day, a nervous […]
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Calm Down!
$22.00One sunny Saturday, Jake decided to wear his bold new shirt that read “CALM THE F*** DOWN” in big, eye-catching letters. He thought it was hilarious and perfect for a casual day out. As he strolled through the park, he felt like a walking comedy show. At first, people chuckled and gave him thumbs up. […]
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Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
$22.00Once upon a time in the quirky town of Splashville, there lived a man named Dave who was obsessed with adventure. One day, he overheard a group of hikers raving about a hidden waterfall that supposedly granted wishes. Ignoring the town’s motto, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls,” Dave decided he had to see it for himself. […]
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Periodic Table
$22.00Once, there was a guy named Tom who loved to wear quirky T-shirts. One day, he stumbled upon a shirt that boldly proclaimed, “I’m Horny—For Pizza!” He thought it was hilarious and decided to wear it to a friend’s party, eager to show off his sense of humor. As he walked in, he noticed a […]
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Being Judgmental
$22.00In the quirky town of Snobsville, judgmental people roamed like a pack of wolves, ready to pounce on anyone who dared to be different. One sunny afternoon, Bob, a cheerful man with a penchant for mismatched socks and Hawaiian shirts, decided to host a “Be Yourself” picnic in the park. As Bob set up his […]
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Dyslexia Sucks!
$22.00Once in a small town, there lived a man named Tim who had dyslexia. Tim was known for his quirky sense of humor and his knack for mixing up words. One day, he decided to join a local book club to impress his friends. The first book they were reading was a classic: “Moby Dick.” […]
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Dyslexics
$22.00In a bustling little town, there was a baker named Lucy who had dyslexia. She was famous for her delicious pastries, but her labels were often a source of confusion. One day, she decided to bake a batch of her famous “chocolate chip cookies” for the annual bake sale. Excitedly, she whipped up the dough, […]
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I Love…
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Dave who had an unusual obsession: custom t-shirts. His closet was a rainbow of colors, each shirt boasting a unique design. One day, he decided to wear his favorite shirt, which read, “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode,” to a local […]
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Liar
$22.00Once in a quirky little town, there lived a man named Larry who had a peculiar talent: he could lie about anything and everything. If you asked him what time it was, he’d confidently say, “Time to buy a llama!” One day, he decided to host a “Truth or Lie” party, inviting everyone in town. […]
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Christian Mingle
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, a man named Tim decided to try online dating. He signed up for Christian Mingle, hoping to find a soulmate who shared his faith and love for dad jokes. His profile read, “Looking for a partner in crime—preferably one who enjoys potlucks and puns!” After a few […]
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Education Is Important
$22.00Once in a bustling city, there was a man named Alex who prided himself on his charm. He was known for his smooth talk and quick wit, often leaving a trail of flattered acquaintances in his wake. However, beneath the surface of his charisma lay a troubling tendency: he often crossed boundaries, mistaking compliments for […]