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Houston We Have A Problem
$22.00Once upon a time in Houston, a group of astronauts was preparing for a mission to Mars. They were excited, but one astronaut, Dave, had a peculiar habit of misplacing things. On the day of the launch, as they were about to board the spacecraft, Dave realized he had forgotten his lucky socks. “Houston, we […]
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Ahole
$22.00In a bustling city, there lived a man named Leo, known for his sharp tongue and quick temper. He often dismissed others with a wave of his hand, believing that strength lay in being tough. One rainy afternoon, as he rushed to catch a bus, he bumped into an elderly woman, causing her to drop […]
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Good or Evil
$22.00In the quirky town of Whimsyville, there lived a man named Fred who was torn between being good and evil. One day, he found a magical amulet that promised to amplify his true nature. Excited, he put it on, expecting to become the town’s greatest hero. Instead, he accidentally turned into the world’s most incompetent […]
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I Beat Anorexia (Tee for fat people)
$22.00Once in a bustling town, there lived a jolly fellow named Bob who loved food more than anything else. Bob was known for his hearty laugh and his even heartier appetite. One day, he decided to enter the annual pie-eating contest, convinced he could win the coveted Golden Fork trophy. As the contest began, Bob […]
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Heisenberg From Breaking Bad
$22.00In a parallel universe, Walter White, aka Heisenberg, decided to retire from the drug trade and pursue a career in baking. He opened a bakery called “Heisenberg’s Cookies,” where the motto was, “You don’t know the half of it!” One day, he decided to create a special batch of cookies infused with a secret ingredient—his […]
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Hello
$22.00In a small town, there was a peculiar man named Bob who wore a T-shirt that read, “Hello, my name is Don’t Talk to Me.” He wore it everywhere, from the grocery store to the park, and it became his signature look. One sunny afternoon, Bob decided to visit a local café. As he entered, […]
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Illegal Immigrant
$22.00Once upon a time, in a bustling city, there was a man named Carlos who had just crossed the border in search of a better life. He was excited but also a bit nervous about fitting in. On his first day, he decided to blend in by getting a job at a local taco truck. […]
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Horrible Idea
$22.00In the quirky town of Quirkville, there lived a man named Tim who had a knack for terrible ideas. One day, he gathered his friends at the local diner and announced, “I have a brilliant plan! Let’s have a midnight picnic on the roof of the diner!” His friend Sarah raised an eyebrow. “That’s a […]
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Sober
$22.00Once upon a time, there was a man named Dave who decided it was time to get sober. After years of wild parties and questionable decisions, he was determined to turn his life around. He signed up for a local support group and was ready to embrace a new, healthier lifestyle. On his first day, […]
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It’s Real Hard
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there was a bakery known for its “deliciously naughty” pastries. The owner, Betty, had a knack for creating treats with suggestive names like “Creamy Eclairs” and “Sticky Buns.” One day, she decided to host a baking contest to find the town’s best dessert. The townsfolk were excited, […]
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I Hate
$22.00Once in a quirky little town, there lived a man named Frank who prided himself on being the ultimate health nut. He was a vegan, a yoga enthusiast, and a self-proclaimed expert on all things organic. Frank often lectured his friends about the dangers of processed foods and the importance of a balanced diet. One […]
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Smell Like Drama
$22.00In a small town, there lived a woman named Lisa who was known for her flair for the dramatic. Whether it was a minor inconvenience or a major life event, Lisa could turn any situation into a full-blown theatrical production. One day, she decided to host a dinner party and announced it with great fanfare. […]
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Warning!
$22.00Once in a bustling little town, there lived a man named Charlie who had a unique talent: he could turn any simple task into a grand disaster. Whether it was cooking, fixing things, or even just running errands, Charlie had a knack for screwing things up in the most entertaining ways. One day, Charlie decided […]
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Life Is Hard
$22.00Once upon a time in a bustling city, there lived a man named Frank who was convinced that life was out to get him. Every morning, he woke up to a series of unfortunate events that would make even a cartoon character cringe. One day, Frank decided to treat himself to a nice breakfast. He […]
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Meaningful Relationship
$22.00Under the soft glow of the moonlight, Sarah found herself wandering the quiet streets of the coastal town, her heart heavy with the weight of unfulfilled dreams. She had come to escape the routine of her life, seeking solace in the sound of waves crashing against the shore. As she strolled, she noticed a small […]
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Life Is Soup
$22.00In a whimsical little town, there lived a man named Charlie who had a peculiar philosophy: “Life is soup, and I am a fork.” He often shared this odd saying with anyone who would listen, leaving many scratching their heads in confusion. One day, Charlie decided to host a dinner party to explain his philosophy. […]
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Kinky
$22.00Once upon a time in a quirky little town, there lived a couple named Jake and Lily. They were known for their adventurous spirits and a shared love for all things unconventional. One day, while browsing a local flea market, they stumbled upon a mysterious box labeled “Kinky Delights.” Intrigued, they decided to buy it, […]
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The Doctor Is In
$22.00One evening, Jake decided to play a little prank on his girlfriend, Sarah. She had been adamant that pineapple belonged on pizza, and he was determined to prove her wrong. So, he donned a lab coat, grabbed a clipboard, and transformed into “Dr. Jake, the Psychiatrist.” “Sarah,” he said, adopting a serious tone, “I need […]
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Introverting
$22.00In a bustling office, there was a guy named Mark who proudly wore a T-shirt that read, “I’m Introverting.” He loved it because it perfectly captured his personality. One day, during a particularly loud team meeting, Mark decided to wear it, hoping to send a subtle message. As the meeting dragged on, his coworkers were […]
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Other Side Of The Pillow
$22.00In a small town, there lived a laid-back guy named Mike who had a knack for finding the silver lining in every situation. He often used the phrase, “I’m as cool as the other side of the pillow,” to describe his chill demeanor. His friends, however, were always skeptical. One hot summer day, Mike and […]
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Passive Aggressive
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Dave who wore a T-shirt that boldly proclaimed, “I Hate Everyone.” He loved this shirt, believing it was a hilarious icebreaker. One sunny Saturday, he decided to wear it to the local farmer’s market. As he strolled past the stalls, people chuckled […]
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Redundancy
$22.00In a quirky little town, there lived a man named Bob who had a peculiar passion: he absolutely loved redundancy. He found joy in repeating things for emphasis, and his friends often teased him about it. “Bob, you really love redundancy, don’t you?” they would say, and he’d respond with a grin, “Yes, I love […]
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I Killed A Clown
$22.00In a quirky little town, there was a T-shirt that read, “I Killed a Clown.” It belonged to a guy named Tim, who thought it was the funniest shirt ever. One day, he wore it to a local carnival, where clowns were everywhere. As he strolled through the colorful chaos, kids giggled and pointed at […]
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Spongeworthy
$22.00In the bustling city of New York, there lived a woman named Jenna who was a huge fan of the classic sitcom “Seinfeld.” One day, while chatting with her friends over coffee, the topic of relationships came up, and Jenna excitedly declared, “You know what? I want to be ‘spongeworthy!’” Her friends looked at her, […]