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Dyslexia Sucks!
$22.00Once in a small town, there lived a man named Tim who had dyslexia. Tim was known for his quirky sense of humor and his knack for mixing up words. One day, he decided to join a local book club to impress his friends. The first book they were reading was a classic: “Moby Dick.” […]
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Dyslexics
$22.00In a bustling little town, there was a baker named Lucy who had dyslexia. She was famous for her delicious pastries, but her labels were often a source of confusion. One day, she decided to bake a batch of her famous “chocolate chip cookies” for the annual bake sale. Excitedly, she whipped up the dough, […]
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Education Is Important
$22.00Once in a bustling city, there was a man named Alex who prided himself on his charm. He was known for his smooth talk and quick wit, often leaving a trail of flattered acquaintances in his wake. However, beneath the surface of his charisma lay a troubling tendency: he often crossed boundaries, mistaking compliments for […]
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Equal Treatment
$22.00At a small coffee shop, two friends, Sarah and Jake, sat at opposite ends of a table, glaring at each other. They had just had a massive argument over who would win in a fight: a bear or a shark. Sarah, convinced that bears had the upper hand, had stormed off, declaring, “If you won’t […]
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Exceeding The Limits
$22.00In the bustling town of Grumbleton, there lived a woman named Lucy who had a unique relationship with her medication. It was supposed to help her deal with people, but lately, it felt like she was overdosing on social interactions. One sunny afternoon, Lucy decided to attend the annual Grumbleton Picnic, armed with her trusty […]
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Existence Is Pain
$22.00In the small town of Existentialville, there lived a philosopher named Phil who had a rather bleak outlook on life. He often proclaimed, “Existence is pain!” while sipping his coffee, which he insisted was brewed from the tears of sad beans. One day, Phil decided to host a “Pity Party” to share his profound wisdom. […]
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F Bomb
$22.00In the quaint town of Blunderburg, cursing was considered an art form. The townsfolk prided themselves on their creative swearing, and the annual “Cuss-Off” competition was the highlight of the year. This year, the reigning champion, Old Man Jenkins, was known for his colorful vocabulary. He could turn a simple “oops” into a symphony of […]
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Fun With Paint
$22.00In the small town of Colorville, there lived a notorious prankster named Benny. One day, he decided to pull a fast one on his friends by pretending to huff paint. He grabbed a can of bright blue spray paint, took a deep breath, and dramatically inhaled, only to burst into laughter. His friends, Tim and Sarah, […]
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Genius
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a guy named Dave who was convinced he was a genius. To prove it, he bought a bright yellow T-shirt that boldly proclaimed “JENIUS” across the front. He wore it everywhere—grocery shopping, the gym, even to his grandma’s 90th birthday party. One day, while strutting through […]
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Good or Evil
$22.00In the quirky town of Whimsyville, there lived a man named Fred who was torn between being good and evil. One day, he found a magical amulet that promised to amplify his true nature. Excited, he put it on, expecting to become the town’s greatest hero. Instead, he accidentally turned into the world’s most incompetent […]
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Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a man named Bob who was convinced he could outsmart Google. He prided himself on his “superior” knowledge and often boasted to his friends about how he never needed to search for anything online. One day, Bob’s friends challenged him to a trivia contest. “Let’s […]
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Heisenberg From Breaking Bad
$22.00In a parallel universe, Walter White, aka Heisenberg, decided to retire from the drug trade and pursue a career in baking. He opened a bakery called “Heisenberg’s Cookies,” where the motto was, “You don’t know the half of it!” One day, he decided to create a special batch of cookies infused with a secret ingredient—his […]
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Hello
$22.00In a small town, there was a peculiar man named Bob who wore a T-shirt that read, “Hello, my name is Don’t Talk to Me.” He wore it everywhere, from the grocery store to the park, and it became his signature look. One sunny afternoon, Bob decided to visit a local café. As he entered, […]
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Honest Opinion
$22.00In a small town, there lived a man named Tim who prided himself on being brutally honest. One day, he decided to visit a new café that had just opened. As he entered, the barista, a cheerful young woman named Sarah, greeted him with a bright smile. “Welcome! What can I get for you?” she […]
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Horrible Idea
$22.00In the quirky town of Quirkville, there lived a man named Tim who had a knack for terrible ideas. One day, he gathered his friends at the local diner and announced, “I have a brilliant plan! Let’s have a midnight picnic on the roof of the diner!” His friend Sarah raised an eyebrow. “That’s a […]
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Houston We Have A Problem
$22.00Once upon a time in Houston, a group of astronauts was preparing for a mission to Mars. They were excited, but one astronaut, Dave, had a peculiar habit of misplacing things. On the day of the launch, as they were about to board the spacecraft, Dave realized he had forgotten his lucky socks. “Houston, we […]
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I Beat Anorexia (Tee for fat people)
$22.00Once in a bustling town, there lived a jolly fellow named Bob who loved food more than anything else. Bob was known for his hearty laugh and his even heartier appetite. One day, he decided to enter the annual pie-eating contest, convinced he could win the coveted Golden Fork trophy. As the contest began, Bob […]
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I DO NOT!
$22.00Once upon a time in a quirky little town, there lived a rabbit named Benny who had a peculiar motto: “I do not carrot all!” Benny was known for his indifference to everything—especially carrots. While other rabbits would hop around, excitedly munching on their favorite snack, Benny would just shrug and say, “Meh, I prefer […]
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I Don’t Care
$22.00In a small town lived a man named Charlie, who was famously indifferent. He wore the same gray shirt every day, ate plain toast for breakfast, and never bothered to remember anyone’s name. His friends often joked, “Charlie, you could win a gold medal in not caring!” One day, a vibrant new café opened up, […]
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I Hate
$22.00Once in a quirky little town, there lived a man named Frank who prided himself on being the ultimate health nut. He was a vegan, a yoga enthusiast, and a self-proclaimed expert on all things organic. Frank often lectured his friends about the dangers of processed foods and the importance of a balanced diet. One […]
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I Killed A Clown
$22.00In a quirky little town, there was a T-shirt that read, “I Killed a Clown.” It belonged to a guy named Tim, who thought it was the funniest shirt ever. One day, he wore it to a local carnival, where clowns were everywhere. As he strolled through the colorful chaos, kids giggled and pointed at […]
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I Love…
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Dave who had an unusual obsession: custom t-shirts. His closet was a rainbow of colors, each shirt boasting a unique design. One day, he decided to wear his favorite shirt, which read, “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode,” to a local […]
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I Used To Be Cool
$22.00Back in the day, being cool was an art form, a delicate balance of fashion, attitude, and a sprinkle of rebellion. Picture this: oversized jeans that could double as parachutes, and T-shirts with slogans so witty they could make a dad joke blush. If you didn’t have a pair of neon-colored sneakers, were you even […]
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I’m A Romantic
$22.00“Wow, that was… something,” he said, trying to sound casual while searching for his socks. Emily smiled, stretching lazily. “Yeah, it was fun!” Jake, feeling a bit overwhelmed, decided it was time to wrap things up. “So, uh, hey… maybe you should go home?” he suggested, trying to sound nonchalant. Emily raised an eyebrow, clearly taken aback. “Go […]