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99% chance
$22.00Once upon a time, there was a guy named Tim who was absolutely convinced he was smarter than 99% of the people around him. He wore his intelligence like a badge of honor, correcting everyone on everything from pop culture to particle physics. One day, he decided to impress his friends with a trivia challenge. […]
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Ahole
$22.00In a bustling city, there lived a man named Leo, known for his sharp tongue and quick temper. He often dismissed others with a wave of his hand, believing that strength lay in being tough. One rainy afternoon, as he rushed to catch a bus, he bumped into an elderly woman, causing her to drop […]
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Anger Management
$22.00Once there was a guy named Mike who had a fiery temper. He was convinced that his anger was just a sign of passion, but everyone around him had a different opinion. “You really need anger management,” his friends would say, rolling their eyes after yet another outburst over a misplaced remote control. One day, […]
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Answering Your Own Questions
$22.00In a small town coffee shop, a group of friends gathered every Saturday for their weekly catch-up. This particular morning, they were buzzing with energy and caffeine. “Why do we always meet here?” asked Sarah, looking around. “Oh, right! Because the coffee is amazing!” she answered herself, grinning. Tom chimed in, “What’s the deal with […]
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ASS IN GEAR!
$22.00Introducing the ultimate conversation starter: the “Ass in Gear” T-shirt! This hilarious tee is perfect for those who believe in the power of motivation—especially when it comes to getting things done. Picture this: you’re lounging on the couch, contemplating whether to tackle that mountain of laundry or just binge-watch another episode of your favorite show. […]
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Bad Spellers UNTIE!
$22.00Once upon a time in the quirky town of Carli, a local artist named Benny decided to create a T-shirt that would make everyone chuckle. He printed “Bad Spellers Untie” in bold letters, thinking it was a clever play on words. However, Benny had a slight problem: he was a terrible speller himself. On the […]
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Be Kind
$22.00Once there was a guy named Jake who prided himself on being the smartest person in the room. He loved to remind everyone of this fact, often with a smirk. “You really should listen to me; I know what I’m talking about,” he’d say, rolling his eyes at anyone who dared to disagree.One day, his […]
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Be King
$22.00Once, there was a guy named Greg who believed he could walk into any room and instantly become the king. One day, he decided to test this theory at a friend’s party. He donned a shiny crown he found in a cereal box and a cape made from an old tablecloth, convinced he was ready […]
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Being Bipolar
$22.00Once in a bustling city, there lived a woman named Mia who was proudly bipolar. She often joked that her life was like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler—full of unexpected twists and turns. One sunny morning, she woke up feeling like a superhero, ready to conquer the world. “Today, I’ll bake 100 cupcakes and […]
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Being Bipolar Is Awesome!
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Dave who was bipolar. Dave had a unique superpower: he could go from zero to a hundred faster than a caffeinated squirrel. One minute, he was the life of the party, cracking jokes and dancing like nobody was watching. The next, he […]
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Being Judgmental
$22.00In the quirky town of Snobsville, judgmental people roamed like a pack of wolves, ready to pounce on anyone who dared to be different. One sunny afternoon, Bob, a cheerful man with a penchant for mismatched socks and Hawaiian shirts, decided to host a “Be Yourself” picnic in the park. As Bob set up his […]
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Bitches Be Crazy
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, there was a quirky shop called “Tee-rific Tees,” known for its outrageous t-shirt designs. One day, the owner, Bob, decided to create a shirt that would make everyone laugh: “Bitches Be Crazy.” He thought it would be a hit, but little did he know, it would spark […]
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Buffering
$22.00One day, Sam decided to wear his favorite shirt that read “BUFFERING…” in big, bold letters. He thought it was hilarious and a perfect conversation starter. As he walked into the office, he strutted around like he was the king of the tech world. His coworker, Lisa, raised an eyebrow and asked, “What’s with the […]
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Calm Down!
$22.00One sunny Saturday, Jake decided to wear his bold new shirt that read “CALM THE F*** DOWN” in big, eye-catching letters. He thought it was hilarious and perfect for a casual day out. As he strolled through the park, he felt like a walking comedy show. At first, people chuckled and gave him thumbs up. […]
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Can’t Talk Today
$22.00Once, there was a woman named Lisa who loved to wear quirky T-shirts that reflected her personality. One day, she found a shirt that said, “I CAN’T TALK—MY BRAIN IS BUFFERING.” She thought it was perfect for those moments when her mind went blank, so she wore it to a family reunion. As she walked […]
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Chicken Or Egg?
$22.00Once upon a time in a quirky little farm, a chicken named Clara and an egg named Edgar had a heated debate. Clara was convinced she was the first, claiming, “I had to lay the egg, so obviously, I came first!” Edgar, feeling a bit cracked, retorted, “But without me, you wouldn’t even exist! I’m […]
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Chloroform
$22.00In a small, quirky town, a thrift shop sat nestled between a bakery and a bookstore. One day, a curious teenager named Max stumbled upon a faded T-shirt with the words “Fun with Chloroform” emblazoned across the front. Intrigued, he bought it, thinking it would be a hilarious conversation starter. Max wore the shirt to school […]
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Christian Mingle
$22.00Once upon a time in a small town, a man named Tim decided to try online dating. He signed up for Christian Mingle, hoping to find a soulmate who shared his faith and love for dad jokes. His profile read, “Looking for a partner in crime—preferably one who enjoys potlucks and puns!” After a few […]
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Cooler Than You
$22.00In a bustling city, two friends, Max and Jake, found themselves in a heated debate over who was cooler. Max, with his collection of vintage vinyl records, claimed, “I’m the coolest! I have a record player that’s older than you!” Jake, not to be outdone, replied, “Please! I can skateboard down the street while juggling […]
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Documentaries
$22.00One rainy Saturday, I decided to binge-watch documentaries on weed, thinking it would be a chill way to spend the day. I settled into my couch with snacks, ready for some enlightening content. The first documentary started with a serious tone, showcasing the history of cannabis. I was intrigued until they cut to a segment […]
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Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
$22.00Once upon a time in the quirky town of Splashville, there lived a man named Dave who was obsessed with adventure. One day, he overheard a group of hikers raving about a hidden waterfall that supposedly granted wishes. Ignoring the town’s motto, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls,” Dave decided he had to see it for himself. […]
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Don’t Trust Them
$22.00In a bustling college town, two friends, Jake and Sam, were notorious for their wild parties and carefree attitudes. One night, after a particularly raucous gathering, they found themselves in a deep conversation about their romantic escapades. Jake boasted about his latest fling, while Sam, feeling a bit more serious, mentioned a recent health scare. […]
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Droppin Bombs
$22.00At a family gathering, my cousin Tim decided it was the perfect time to show off his new “adult” vocabulary. He’d been reading a lot of self-help books and was eager to impress everyone with his newfound wisdom. As we sat around the dinner table, he launched into a story about his latest work project. […]
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Dumpster Fire
$22.00Life is like a dumpster fire—chaotic, unpredictable, and oddly mesmerizing. Picture this: you wake up, and the first thing you see is your cat staring at you like you owe him rent. You stumble to the kitchen, only to find that the coffee maker has decided today is the day to break down. Great! As […]