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In a quiet little town, there lived a man named Greg who had a peculiar sense of humor. One day, he stumbled upon a T-shirt that read “Cereal Killer” in bold, dripping letters. He couldn’t resist buying it, thinking it would be the perfect conversation starter. Excited to show it off, Greg wore the shirt to the local grocery store. As he strolled down the cereal aisle, he noticed a group of kids staring at him wide-eyed. “Look, Mom! It’s a cereal killer!” one of them shouted, pointing. Greg chuckled, leaning into the joke. “That’s right, kids! I’m here to take out all the sugary cereals!” He pretended to wield an imaginary knife, dramatically slashing at boxes of Frosted Flakes and Cocoa Puffs.
The kids giggled, but their mother wasn’t amused. “Sir, this is inappropriate!” she scolded, crossing her arms. Greg, trying to salvage the situation, replied, “I’m just trying to make breakfast fun!” As he turned to leave, he accidentally knocked over a display of cereal boxes, sending them crashing to the floor. The kids erupted in laughter, and even the mother couldn’t help but crack a smile. “Guess I really am a cereal killer!” Greg said, grinning as he helped clean up the mess.
