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One evening, Jake decided to play a little prank on his girlfriend, Sarah. She had been adamant that pineapple belonged on pizza, and he was determined to prove her wrong. So, he donned a lab coat, grabbed a clipboard, and transformed into “Dr. Jake, the Psychiatrist.” “Sarah,” he said, adopting a serious tone, “I need to discuss your… unique culinary choices.” She raised an eyebrow, amused. “Oh really? And what makes you a psychiatrist?” “Years of extensive research,” he replied, scribbling furiously on his clipboard. “Let’s start with the pineapple. It’s a fruit, and fruits belong in smoothies, not on pizza.
This is a classic case of ‘Culinary Confusion Syndrome.’” Sarah laughed, playing along. “And what’s the treatment, Dr. Jake?” “Complete avoidance of all fruit-topped dishes,” he declared dramatically. “And a strict diet of pepperoni and cheese!” “Sounds like a nightmare,” she shot back, grinning. “Exactly! You see, I’m here to help you realize the error of your ways,” he said, trying to keep a straight face. Just then, their cat jumped onto the table, knocking over a slice of pizza. “See? Even Mr. Whiskers agrees!” With a laugh, Sarah replied, “I think he just wants a bite!”
